Secrets of the Universe: The Story
- Chapter 1: Does a chicken have what it takes to be a flat tire?
- Chapter 2: Attack of the Amazon Women
- Chapter 3: If an elephant were your best friend would you share your Coke with him?
- Chapter 4a: The Cry of the Turtle is heard in the spring.
- Chapter 4 1/2: Do peanuts dream in shades of green
- Chapter 4.75: Or maybe an off shade of orange-purple?
- Chapter 5: A Rabbit, No More
- Chapter 6: Aloha, Oy Vey!
- Chapter 7: The Separation Or The Beginning of Coherent Titles Or The Really Short Chapter
- Chapter 8: Dave’s tale
- Chapter 9: Wes’s Tale
- Chapter 10: Joel’s Tale
- Chapter 11: Micah’s Tale
- Chapter 12: Girdwood’s Tale
- Chapter 13: Peter and the Beowulf
- Chapter 14: The men of Atlantis shower in the nude.
- Chapter 15: “It’s a long way to Alpha Centuri, to the only girl I know.”
- Chapter 16: If two glasses of milk went ice-skating in July would Mike still burn popcorn?
- Chapter 17: The purple commode knows no limit, and the violets flow gently in the breeze
- Epilogue

