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They Live, So You Cannot.
Monday, December 11th, 2006 by Admiral_CoeymanWe, here at Evil Genius laboratories, have been hard at work making the general public much easier to rule over while your iron fist is in the shop. There was a time when the concept of normal meant what most people were like. It was a democratic principle in which the majority really did rule the dictionary. Thanks to the work of Evil Genius Laboratories, this is no longer a problem.
The world in which we actually live has been made more comfortable for that small minority of evil overlords amongst us. Life has been made so simple for the evil dominators that the rest of the population would not last a full hour in the world. Once your brain switches on, you come to see all the raw stupidity that keeps the world ruled by the tireless but demented minority that is the evil genius demographic. You simply cannot rule a world that does not take you seriously.
To this end, we have created a whole line of psychoactive drugs. People can now walk down the streets without questioning all the talking roaches. Call people stupid in polite enough terms and they will think that you are brilliant. Insult your customers with mind numbing advertisements and the simple dopes will march in and buy anything you tell them to. The last thing that our patients want to do is become involved in a conflict.
One of our greatest marketing strategies has been to convince the general public that we do not want people to use our strongest elixirs. You would be surprised, unless you are using our products, at how quickly people give in to avoid being called ‘chicken.’ Just use the term ‘phobia’ and people think that they have a real disease that requires medication to correct. Our profits have soared since we have instituted this new program.
At Evil Genius Laboratories, we have a slogan that you should remember. They live so you cannot. Just remember that, without our product lines, people will live their own lives and that will make living your life as an Evil Tyrant impossible. It is us verses them.
