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Zombie Protection
Friday, December 16th, 2005 by Admiral_Coeyman My protection against Zombies will be the emperor’s new clothes. Besides being stylish, being proven unfit for the ranks of the undead is a major blow to the moral of any attacking zombie army. Have you ever tried getting health care for a legion of zombies? They would not want to touch me for fear of catching something.
For a weapon, a huge army of spectral, flying, fire-breathing, zombie eating termites. As a general rule, zombies do not like having the tables turned on them and being eaten. They’re spectral so the zombies would need to use a turn-undead spell on them and that would cause harm to the zombie army as well. Imagine the effects of a million D6 with a +6 to hit on any flammable opponent.
