Loading ...Where Hamptaro Went Wrong:
Wednesday, November 19th, 2003 by dougGetting Joel Coffee
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Okay it’s me?the intern?I’m back?for now?
?I know it’s been a while since you’ve last heard
from me. Where have you been you may ask? Getting Joel coffee. On my
adventure of getting him a drink, I began to think about stuff, and one
of those things just happened to be anime.
Why? I don’t know but it went through my head. I came to realize that
there are two main types of anime. Action where there is usually a lot
of fighting and yelling, and sometimes a plot. The second is strictly
for to entertain young Americans with singing, stupid plots, and mind
numbingly idiotic jokes (there is a third type but if you thought of it
I don’t need to explain).
Now naturally I believe that if two things are good
separate then they’re better when put together. Ex: Monkeys and flaming
chainsaw juggling.
So the first action anime I could think of was
“Dragon Ball Z”. The first cutesy cartoon was “Hamptaro”. After
pondering the idea of combining the two for an hour I began to think it
would be awesome.
Picture it two hamsters set on the field of battle.
Throwing a punches and kicks at one another. Flying around shooting
energy blasts, they’d even scream pointlessly for hours on end. Then at
the very end of a saga to find the 7 sunflower seeds they’d all sing and
dance and make a wish for sunflower seeds.
