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The Intern
Monday, September 15th, 2003 by joelWell, Secrets has an intern until February.? With
the assistance of the intern, I hope to get some extra stuff done around
here.? Perhaps get the ?Night of the Living Roach’ comic completed and
online.? Also, my intern will be posting an article per week that he is
in my employ.?
??????????? Don’t expect to understand his articles
as they are mostly just vague allusions to inside jokes around here, but
should you desire extra explanation, I will do my best to enlighten
you.? Here are some things in his upcoming article that I will explain
to you:
Beat Down Sticks:? A beat down stick is any
implement used to strike someone repeatedly in order to cause them pain
leading to correction.? We use them here at headquarters for discipline
and enjoyment.? Which are one and the same.
R2: R2, sometimes known as R2D2, is a robot
featured in such movies as ?A New Hope’ and ?Attack of the Clones.’?
Although his film career spans over 25 years and includes about six
films, he lives at my place.? The intern is convinced that R2, in
combination with the AI program on my computer, are responsible for the
genius behind my creativity.
Lord of the X-Jurmentrix Park:? Maaaan, I
have NO idea what he’s talking about here?? ?Cept for the fact that X is
a really cool letter and should be included in ANYthing that is
popular.? Really.?
?Well, that’s what I have for you folks this week.?
Enjoy everyone else’s articles.
